The SUPER Bag of Tricks of Moe

When my Uncle Felix retired, he gave me his Portable TARDIS, his bag of magic tricks, with the instructions to do something good with it.

So here is what I found inside and what I hope to witness in the upcoming generations:

1). The SUPER Solar Cannons of MOE

2). The SUPER Black Box Energy Devices

3). The SUPER Magnetic Oscillating Engine (M.O.E.)

4). The SUPER Fast Transportation Pods

5). The SUPER MOE Flying Ships for low-and-high Earth orbits

6). The SUPER Desert Sand Filters water-purification system that saves this valuable resource.

7). (The SUPER) Global Asteroid Defense System – Zonal Oscillating Orbiting Debris Kleaning System (G.A.D.S.-Z.O.O.K.S.) with magnetized honeycombed Aerogel (like a BIG (HUGE) cube of Jello) for removing space debris around the planet.

8). Bio-Nites (fossilized (non-living) Biological Nano-Mites) each grain (.03 mm) contains a magnetic charge that physically repels the good bacteria in the upper digestive system, but in the lower digestive system each grain is magnetically attracted to parasites (viruses, bacteria, and yes, WORMS!), seeking them out, clinging to and sucking up their protective waxy, oily outer layer, effectively dehydrating any parsasite found in the system. Bio-Nites uses USDA and FDA Approved ingrediants that is very tasty when mixed with Crystal Light Zero Calorie water flavoring.

With a time limit of only twenty years or so, it looks like I have my work cut out for me.

It’s a good thing that some cats have nine lives, right?

Unfortunately I have lost track, so I always consider the last one to be my last one, understand?

Plan for tomorrow but live for today.