An old wizard with a long white beard, wearing a long blue cloak covered with gold stars and wearing a tall, blue pointed hat also covered with gold stars walks across the stage to the podium, where a crystal ball rests on top.
He pulls out a magic wand and gives the crystal ball a small tap.
“Sha-ZAM!!!” @ he says to the crystal with a crisp melodic intonation.
Instantly a bright white light flashes and momentarily fills the entire stadium, then it's gone.
"CAN...YOU...DIG-IT" @ ??? The old wizard asks in a loud, powerful voice.
"You have just witnessed one of the greatest performances of magic ever, one that transcends Generations, Religions, Races, Colors, and even Sexes!"
One Possible Translation:
All of the Jewish Men, all around the world, have suddenly, just - "disappeared"...!
Okay, not literally, but if you are one of those "end-of-the-world" fanatics that believes a crack-head apocalypse is going to happen during your lifetime, then having millions of people “Theoretically” “disappear” must really be a jaw dropper!
Nothing says "Invisible" like the ability to walk around naked in any High School, College, or Adult Locker/Shower Room and NOT have the other fellas point at your circumcised penis and say "Hey! He's a Jew!" - because in America, almost all males are circumcised, regardless of Race, Color, Creed or Religious Preferences, so nowadays the only time the other fellas point and stare at your penis in the shower room is if your penis is either extra-long or extra-short, and that's not a Jewish thing, that's a Three Sisters of Fate thing.
"Enjoy your freedom, mon cheri! Now you are "Invisible" !"
What s concept!
What a surprise!
So sorry you missed the concept earlier...now get over it! - Shake it off! @
Go and live a full life, and do your best to make this world better for your children and your children's children's children, alright?!
That lady was right - God would not harm the babies...but He might make all of the children "theoretically" "disappear", having faith that the earthling humans would "figure it out", to choose the Gifts of Logic and Reason over Fire and Brimstone at this junction in the Timeline. Hmm.
Move along, relax, take a deep breath and let's have some fun!
Use this Story of Moe to rid your mind of Rotten Tomato MOVIES like "Left Behind" @.
Now when you see empty clothes on a chair or on the floor you'll start looking for all of the naked people walking around in the background...really!
Let’s turn that frown upside down!
It's okay if you want to blow some horns and trumpets and Louie will be very happy to play a great melody for you because...
It's time to CELEBRATE!!! @
“I'm tired of looking different, Auntie Vena... I wish all of the other kids looked like me. ”
“Patience, my little Link of Magic...” she whispered softly, gently combing back my hair with her fingers, her brilliant blue eyes sparkling as if lit by a thousand gold stars,
“Someday soon they will.”